TEAM FLYING HELLFISH APPLICATION FORM

TEAM FLYING HELLFISH APPLICATION FORM


The Supreme Commander apologizes (you may want to copy and save this text) for recent problems with this application script, the F#@*& server I've got this site on keeps stripping out tags without my knowledge, it should be fixed now, if you have problems contact me at supremecommander.lcom, thanks. HF1.

An example of a legendary "plead" from Big Ralph.


Plead your case to the Supreme Commander:
I played the AAD drinking game twice back to back one night, @ wffc 05. I remember the first game well. I also remember starting the 2nd game, but what happend after that point I have no recollection whatsoever. I do remember waking up at my camper surrounded by my own vomit. From what I have gathered in bits and pieces from eye witness accounts is that I was a shoe in for the win until with out warning another player lapsed into an alcohol induced coma. Fortunately I am a professional Firefighter/Paramedic and immediately staggered to his assistance. For some reason the hellfish were not confident in my medical skills and sommoned the dz medic. I was told that I insisted on being the only medical care provider for my fallen competitor, and refused to let the other paramedics treat him. At that point the paramedics called on police assistance. When the police arrived they ordered me to step back and in a drunken rage I became combative . I was told that "if it weren't for TJ, you would be in jail right now.". Like I said I have no memory of this but thank you TJ where ever you are. This was my first experience with the hellfish. I believe that I am hellfish material and that the hellfish philosophy mirrors my lifesyle. I am an avid skydiver and would be a favorable addition to the hellfish society.


HF1 Response:
Ahhh, your plead brings back memories, mine, that I also have no recollection of due to a black out, you are without a doubt cast in the mold of the almighty Supreme Commander and are hereby issued your Hellfish number. HF1.


Please enter some information about yourself along with the obligatory lies about your skydiving prowess:


Email Address:

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I 'state your name':
Self-appointed nickname:
Other:
DZ-appointed nickname:
Other:
Shipping Address:
City:
State/Province:
ZIP/Postal Code:
Country (if not U.S.):
Home DZ:
# of jumps:
# of BASE jumps:
We must verify your ineptness at this sport.
Who is your reference Hellfish? (name or HF#)
Plead your case to the Supreme Commander as to why you should be issued a coveted Hellfish number: